Of white flowers

secretfunzone: Shemar and Kirsten being adorable at the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:51 +0200

secretfunzone:

Shemar and Kirsten being adorable at the International Upfronts last night

secretfunzone: This is my favorite!

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:11 +0200

secretfunzone:

This is my favorite!

“I never know why. I only know who.”

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:17 +0200

“I never know why. I only know who.”

mira-of-sassgard: backinthe67impala: sirisles: dixiesaurer: a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:12:04 +0200

mira-of-sassgard:

backinthe67impala:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I fucking love this website

I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.

gallifeferi: making out with clara’s mental projection of rive

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:08:19 +0200

gallifeferi:

making out with clara’s mental projection of rive

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:03:47 +0200

chloelockhart: deathlyhellos: OH MY GOD.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:01:47 +0200

chloelockhart:

deathlyhellos:

OH MY GOD.

whedonesque: The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:30:47 +0200

whedonesque:

The last episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired ten years ago today on May 20th, 2003

yourealwayshere: #I love how everybody enters like no problem...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:32:13 +0200

yourealwayshere:

#I love how everybody enters like no problem and River is like BOOM FIRE

perlockholmes: notcanonyet: I demand an answer. oh my fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:31:31 +0200

perlockholmes:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

oh my fucking god

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:26:34 +0200

theheartofascientist: lizthefangirl: faithandhopex3: SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:40:27 +0200

theheartofascientist:

lizthefangirl:

faithandhopex3:

SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014.

20FREAKING14

WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF

SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT

You guys have 7 full series, and also you have tons of Classic Who. We have SIX W H O L E EPISODES.

When planning story: This is great! I can go far with this.

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:39:08 +0200

When planning story: This is great! I can go far with this.
When writing story: No I can't.

legilimen: JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING. BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:31:51 +0200

legilimen:

JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING.

BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE AGAIN. SHE KNEW VASTRA WAS SO IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH HER THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BREAK HER. SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER PRECIOUS VICTORIAN CHAMBERMAID BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SEE PAST THE SCALES, AND KEEP HER WARM AND LOVE HER SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

AND SHE APOLOGISED FOR IT.

This is you, Clara. Everything you were or will be. You blew...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:30:19 +0200

This is you, Clara. Everything you were or will be. You blew into the world on this leaf.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:28 +0200

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:41 +0200

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:14 +0200

Clara Oswald + Tea Cups

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:09 +0200

Clara Oswald + Tea Cups

Gallifrey

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:07:55 +0200

Gallifrey